Aaron, a trainer who helped me lose a lot of weight

(From Born Round)

Aaron had a barrel chest, a tiny waist and not an ounce of fat on him. Although he was 29, he had an oversize mane of over-long, over-fluffy hair that sometimes made him seem five to 10 years younger and that belonged in a 1970s time capsule. I jokingly told him that he looked like the lost Cassidy brother, an amalgam of Shawn and David, ready for a seat in the front of the Partridge family bus. He told me to shut up and do another bench press.